Off topic, I grant you but.......
Having explained my previous glittering football career to him, Teo (Bus Top) invited me to play in a football match.
With no concession to reality I readily agreed. Until, that is, he told me that we were palying at 2 o'clock.
2 o'clock !!!! I complained - you must be joking - it will be far too hot.
"Expeltive deleted" - you muppet - 2 o'clock in the morning, if we are finished at work.