This is how you resize a photos Tinx.But it's yours that's taking up all the space !
I thought we had lost our favourite loony when he got drunk on the dreaded ‘white stuff' and fell overboard whilst on a boat trip. In anticipation of claiming on his life insurance his wife a lovely but long suffering lady, stamped repeatedly on his fingers when he tried to climb back aboard.
Fortunately for him the boat Captain with monetary considerations in mind intervened and threw him a lifebelt because up to that point he had not paid the drinks bill.
Because he had no money anyway it was decided he should work the bill off by assuming the role of a rather wet waiter in the shallows of what we all call Goat Island - keep a lookout for him
