Shamelessly pinched from another forum
and not sure if it should be in the jokes section...
JF
RTE pays a visit to the Black Sea area, where he delivers a long & fiery speech to a class of students at the local university. At the end of the speech he is really pleased with himself and thinks he has greatly impressed them. He invites questions from the class.
Mehmet stands up & says: " Mr President, I have 3 questions to ask you:
1. With all the polls showing your decrease in popularity, how is it that your vote count increased in the last election?
2. In recent times you have sold off a lot of our public companies to foreign interests. How much was made from these sales?
3. What has happened to this money?
RTE clears his throat, but just then, the bell rings. "We'll continue after the break." he announces.
After the break he begins by saying "Now, where were we?" This time Volkan stands up & says "You were about to answer our questions Mr President."
"Oh yes, could you repeat the questions please,"
Volkan says " I have 5 questions for you Sir...
1. With all the polls showing your decrease in popularity, how is it that your vote count was increased in the last election?
2. In recent times you have sold off a lot of our public companies to foreign interests. How much was made from these sales ?
3. What has happened to this money ?
4. Why did the recess bell go half an hour early?
5. Where is Mehmet???
