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[Highlander]

The Twelve Days of Christmas  

[Scunner]

Gawd help us

[Toky]

Eh---- what does this mean Aitch?

[GordonA]

Don't start with the bloody Christmas crap on here as well !!

[puma]

OMG its still october

[GordonA]

Precisely, Puma my Dear !! 

[KKOB]

I was after something to perk up a stew I was making and asked a fella in the supermarket if they had any celeriac. "Sorry mate, it's a winter vegetable. You'll have to give it another couple of weeks before we have any" he said, as he was putting out the Christmas cards and decorations !

The season of goodwill ? Yeah, right.

[scorcher]

I'm surprised a Wrexham lad had even heard of it!

[Colwyn]

It is a shame that the Twelve Weeks of Christmas overlaps with Guy Fawkes Fortnight.

[Old Nick]

Straight from one party to another H.  Birthday boy yesterday, to Christmas today.  What about Oct. 31st and Nov. 5th. Come on, parties back to back, lets raise a glass or two.