This reminds me of the time we had a large pub in Dorset. I went to the the local butcher to order several lamb joints for the restaurant kitchen, one of the butcher assistants asked,; " Would you like English, Scottish, Welsh, or New Zealand lamb ?" , I replied that ; " I don't want to have a conversation with it, I just want my customers to eat it !"

The shop had been empty when I went in , but when I turned around , there were 2 elderly ladies whom I hadn't heard enter after I did, and were in fits of laughter at what I had said. Made my weekend , that did !
