Off topic I realise but do you fancy a crack at that Top Gear job Gordon now old Gemmers is on a yellow card? 
Gladly, I certainly have the arrogance, terrific stage presence, am a lot better looking, ( mind you, a cow has just gone past with better looks than Clarkson ) !! I am probably just as, if not more, intelligent, I find it REALLY easy to wee people off, and apart from my very good friend, The Laird Scunner of Perthchestershire, the best wind up merchant in Christendom !! ( I sometimes do wish that people would realise that most of the time, that is exactly what I am doing ) !!!!