Daniel Craig has spoilt my holiday

[cheffy]

Every time I come out of the sea in my tight bottom hugging blue swim shorts I get mobbed by women and autograph hunters, and Mrs cheffy has to fight em off, pretty embarrassing really, maybe I should wear my red ones :

[pompeylee]

Are you certain its Daniel Craig not Timmy Mallet that's ruined you're holiday.

[cheffy]

Are you certain its Daniel Craig not Timmy Mallet that's ruined you're holiday.

Is that who it is, better stick with my blue shorts

[pompeylee]

That's not so bad, I've been mistaken for Kenneth out of Benidorm TV show 

[GordonA]

You're more likely to be mistaken for the eponymous star of " Free Willy " !!     :

[sadler]

That's not so bad, I've been mistaken for Kenneth out of Benidorm TV show 

Which one is he, is he the largish gay hairdresser. If so, I think we may have spotted you. It was the Mankini which gave it away. Pink would have been o,k, but acid green...... Not good.   

[Jacqui Harvey]

It will be Damien Lewis,soon, he is going to be the next James Bond and then all men with red hair will become very desirable.

[Dennis Vint]

That's not so bad, I've been mistaken for Kenneth out of Benidorm TV show 

Count your blessings pompeylee................you might have been mistaken for Madge!!!!        :

[scorcher]

It will be Damien Lewis,soon, he is going to be the next James Bond and then all men with red hair will become very desirable.
[
/quote] I reckon John Lewis has got a better chance!

[sadler]

Is John Ewis a ginger Niger then Scorcher?