This is a problem so he goes to the doctor to see what he can do about size reduction. The doctor says "sir, I can't do anything about it here. But I do know of a magic frog. Go into the woods, find the frog and ask it to marry you. Every time it says no, your penis will decrease by 3 inches."
So the man finds the frog and says "magic frog, will you marry me?" The frog rolls it's eyes and says "no." The man looks down and sure enough, it works! So he goes "magic frog, will you marry me?" The frog rolls it's eyes again and says "No." And it shrinks again down to 9 inches. The man decides to try one last time. So he goes "magic frog, will you marry me?" And the frog snaps and says "How many times do I have to say it?! NO NO and NO!!!"
