Readers will soon gather that the following is a pet hate of mine.
I propose a range of fines for people who put towels on sunbeda and proceed to disappear.
I would suggest the following
1. If you return within 1/2 hour of placing the towel - no fine
2. If you return within 1 hour of placing the towel - £ 1.00 fine
3. If you return within 2 hours of placing the towel - £ 2.00 fine
4. £ 5.00 for up to 4 hours
5. £ 10.00 for over 4 hours and towel confiscated for 24 hours
All proceeds to local charity.
Just a suggestion
