Old Chinese curse -
"May you live in interesting times"
(another is "may your son become a doctor and you be his only patient" but that's not really relevant).
I didn't know who I wanted to win at the outset - neither really. Predictable Clinton (who I just couldn't warm to at all) or wholly unpredictable Trump.
Anyway, I stayed up all night watching this and as each state went red I started to smile. Don't know why - just appealing to the hitherto unknown anarchist element that must have been hidden in me all this time.
Plus - for all the wrong reasons that Trump made it ("whitelash" etc.) he, at least, acknowledges Britain's existence which is more than Obama or Hillary Clinton have ever done or were ever likely to.
Dear Mr. Trump now we're moving out of the EU please can you fix it for us to become the 51st State (a sunny one, please).
He may even pay to rebuild Hadrian's Wall (and get the Scots to pay).
Sorted.