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A bit of red tarmac .......
« on: January 14, 2018, 13:27:06 PM »
A bit of red tarmac and a bit of black tarmac were sitting quietly in the pub having a beer, when this bit of green tarmac walks in, beats the living daylights out of the red bit of tarmac and then storms off again...

The bartender says to the bit of black tarmac, “What the heck was all that about?”

The bit of black tarmac replies, “You have to be careful not to upset that one. He’s a bit of a cyclepath…”

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