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Offline KKOB

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25 phrases you wish you could say at work more often
« on: January 22, 2018, 19:16:22 PM »
1. Ahhh...I see the ******-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. No, my powers can only be used for good.

24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.



Offline badger

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Re: 25 phrases you wish you could say at work more often
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2018, 20:41:22 PM »
26 - Stick the job where the sun don't shine   ;)

Offline JohnF

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Re: 25 phrases you wish you could say at work more often
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2018, 20:44:10 PM »
Actually, since I started working for Turkish law firms as number 8, I've used nearly half of these at some stage. Variations on numbers 5, 6, 10, 15, 18 & 25 being the most common.

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And more recently, number 26, twice!

JF




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