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« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2008, 21:11:24 PM »
They're the people sitting on their balcony on their first morning with cornflakes covered in ayran



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« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2008, 21:19:54 PM »
Male teenage tourists - those being extremely rude to waiters and thinking that they can move like Turkish men.

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« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2008, 21:20:06 PM »
quote:
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They're the people sitting on their balcony on their first morning with cornflakes covered in ayran


  I have seen that a few times my self :D

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« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2008, 21:28:37 PM »
quote:
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Male teenage tourists - those being extremely rude to waiters and thinking that they can move like Turkish men.


:DThere are a few forum members guilty of that one can you name them, If you dare. ;)

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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2008, 21:31:27 PM »
Laffa - I presume you mean thinking that they can move like Turkish men and not the rude to waiters part

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« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2008, 21:43:04 PM »
 :)You presume correctly Sir. ;)

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« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2008, 21:47:39 PM »
In a shop, you can spot the Brit.

He's at the till, two hands cupped and full of coins, with the shopkeeper taking two or three out to cover the nitty gritty of the purchase.

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« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2008, 21:55:59 PM »
following on from Scunners 'in a shop' post...

In a shop, you can spot a Brit

He's at the till, demanding his 3 Kurus change and 'NO, I DON'T WANT A *UCKING CHEWING GUM, I WANT ME CHANGE!!'
« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 22:06:29 PM by Steve B »

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« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2008, 21:58:07 PM »
You saw Crabbit in a shop and didn't say hello?

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« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2008, 22:13:46 PM »
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 :)You presume correctly Sir. ;)



Used to be guilty, but hopefully I've seen the light now. The zimmer certainly helps to focus the mind.




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