OK, I'll stop worrying.....
But, if any one ever spots a confused person trying to fill in a Turkish Tax return at Dalaman airport Passport Control before being allowed in, it will be me !
(I did give the spider problem a little thought last time I was there but I concluded the Turkish pipes weren't going to be large enough for this to happen and the fact that we haven't got a bath in our house was of great comfort to me. Perhaps some one could let us know if this problem has happened to them and how they dealt with it ?)