If you joined and still can't post
On our forum for the Turkish coast
I'm afraid your wait could well be long
You typed your email address but got it wrong
Now if you came to plug your bar
Or rent your house or sell your car
Your post will not be warmly greeted
In fact it soon will be deleted
If your advert has been withdrawn
You don't need to post your scorn
Stuff your forum it's your loss
You're only welcome if you know the boss
We'll bed you in if you are new
Not all people know what to do
To get it wrong is no disgrace
But type it please in lower case
Please use the search it's all been asked
The weather for each month that passed
Is it warm enough to swim in May
And where's the boat to Fethiye
Can someone tell me how to post my pic
It's hard to do and I'm not thick
It may be time to grab my coat
I've buggered up "reply with quote"
The truth is we are here to assist
A point some people choose to miss
If you're not sure just give a shout
There's always a helping hand about
