Long Term Rentals Needed - Tenants are waiting

[ytokgoz]

ladies, dont worry about guns, the only possible gun you will see is the one between legs of turkish man and that hardly works after couple of bottles of raki  ))

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!  PMSL.... so funny but it sure is good to hear!!   

[lance]

I think the saying is your having me on ,not putting me on ,and are you sure it's tears running down your legs ,after reading all those scary letters about gun's .  

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

Yes, I'm sure. One of my brothers lived in London for many years and he says if very often! I was laughing so much at the thread and laughter is for sure the best medicine.  As long as I don't see a gun, of any description mentioned in this topic, I'll be fine!   

[sadler]

Not wishing to add to your stress Mrs HB, but ................  We always change our sterling at Zumrut Jewellery on the main street in Calis.  We know the young man behind the counter quite well.  On one occasion, when he was putting the notes which we changed into his drawer, I jokingly implied that there was an awful lot of money there and wasn't he worried that someone would hit him on the head and steal it.  He equally jokingly immediately pulled out his gun (the shooting kind) and showed it to me!  Moral of this story, don't even joke about it!!!  

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

PMSL!!  So glad he pulled out the lead variety, though come to think of it, I'm not sure!!! 

I'm just going to put all matters relating to guns of any kind right out of my mind!   

[KKOB]

I'm going to hire a servant when I'm there.

Won't Richard be going with you then ?

[Scunner]

Will probably be reunited with Onslow's car over there too

[Highlander]

Which one is the old banger  

(Sorry)

[Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet]

OMG this is so funny. I'm almost helpless with laughter. You horrible horrible men!! ROFL!!!