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Offline angela

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2013, 14:08:15 PM »
saying bye to your mum after breakfast and coming back at tea time, and not a search party in sight!!



Offline Jacqui Harvey

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2013, 18:27:44 PM »
Going to the Grotto and sitting on Santa's knee... not allowed now.

Being in the school Nativity play and your Mum and Dad taking pictures of you... also not allowed now.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2013, 19:50:08 PM »
Taking bottles back to the shop to get your pennies back, taking rags to the rag and bone man in exchange for a goldfish, having 6 drinks and driving home without being stopped by the police, riding your bike without a helmet, saying hello to kids in the park without being marked a pervert ........

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2013, 21:20:19 PM »
Playing Conkers without a safety helmet,goggles,protective gloves and a fully completed H & S risk assessment form.!!
No bleedin' knuckles now, (or fun)

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2013, 21:23:04 PM »
The offside rule - just like the generation before them and the generation after them  :)

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2013, 21:27:53 PM »
You spoilt the mood there John, I have no idea what you are talking about, but presume we are back on football!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2013, 17:45:51 PM »
Carrying a swiss army pen knife that most wee scots had and nobody raised an eyebrow.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2013, 17:49:58 PM »
And a compass in the heel of your shoe..?! Kids today would have no idea what a compass was, let alone why having one hidden in the heel of your shoe would be desirable.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2013, 18:12:19 PM »
Going off with the rest of your gang to the Saturday Morning Children's Matinee at the local cinema. Watching cartoons and thrillers that always had a "cliffhanger" ending to get you back for the following episode next week.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2013, 04:35:14 AM »
Summer holidays spent in the local meadows, with no accompanying adults.
Packing the pannier on my Chopper bike with a glass bottle full of dilute orange and cheese and tomato sandwiches made with bread so thinly sliced you could see the wheels of tomato through it when, 3 hours later, you took them out of the paper bag re-cycled from bringing buns from the shop.
Spending all day out on the bike with your mates.

Building dams in streams and making dens in bushes and under willow trees. Cutting your fingers on the wide blade grass that you could put between the edges of your palms and blow through to make a rasping whistle noise.
Avoiding 'the nutter' who hung about near the path next to the river and sometimes jumped out at you from behind a tree.
Picking at melted tarmac with a lollipop stick and getting it on your socks.
Using a washing line to make a big skipping rope that stretched from one side of the road to the other. And only having to move for a car every half an hour.
Putting a tennis ball in the toe of a nylon stocking and with your back against it, swing the ball on to the wall from one side to the other getting faster and faster.
Your friend's Dad shouting at you all to keep quiet as you played on the road outside because he was on 'nights'.




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