Hey... lets not stop at smoking.
What about obesity? Almost as big a killer as smoking according some sources - so that’s cream cakes and fatty foods out the window.
But wait, there's more. New guidelines in the UK suggest no more than 14 units of alcohol per week (for a male) which equates to six beers.
Oops, almost forgot

red or processed meat. No more than 70g a day or you'll die a horrible death.
Soon as I finish this 227g burger, topped 2 slices of mozzarella and pork scratchings, I'm gonna wipe out that box of twelve Krispy Kremes. All washed down with a dozen cans of Tennents lager.
Then I'll crack open another carton of duty free Camel Lights.
Bliss...
JF