Carrying a Passport.

[Jacqui Harvey]

This on a F.B. Turkey Forum today.
"4 days ago Turkey  launched operation "Huzur Turkey-4" checking peoples documents on the streets across the country including 150 police officers in the Fethiye province , in one evening 13,000 people were checked and verified which shows how hard turkey is working to keep everyone safe in there beautiful country which highlights the needs off everyone visiting to carry passports at all times or you will be risking a fine."

[Colwyn]

This is what I carry with me.

That's handy. I'll use that one in future. Bound to get away with it since nobody looks like their passport photo - well known fact.

[Scunner]

This on a F.B. Turkey Forum today.
"4 days ago Turkey  launched operation "Huzur Turkey-4" checking peoples documents on the streets across the country including 150 police officers in the Fethiye province , in one evening 13,000 people were checked and verified which shows how hard turkey is working to keep everyone safe in there beautiful country which highlights the needs off everyone visiting to carry passports at all times or you will be risking a fine."

Because terrorists never have passports

[Colwyn]

Because terrorists never have passports

They'll all be carrying Highlander's passport now he's published it. The world will be full of Jihadi Johns.

[Jacqui Harvey]

How about everyone brave enough to publish their passport photo?   It is true that most people do no look like themselves.  Phil took off his glasses and now if he goes through the automatic check, like the one in Manchester, it never accepts his picture.  He always has a few tries and then goes to the desk.

[Scunner]

They'll all be carrying Highlander's passport now he's published it. The world will be full of Jihadi Johns.

What a thought. Thank God for the State of Emergency.

[Dennis Vint]

Last report on Highlander's budgie was that it had survived and grown into a cock!    

[bewva]

I'd heard it was like a cock but smaller. 

[Stuart T]

Slanderous!

You'll be up before the beak in no time.

Won't rustle Highlander's feathers - he doesn't give a flock.

I know - I'll get my hat, my coat.........

[Stuart T]

I think I may be wrong (as per blooming usual).

Slander is spoken, I believe. Libel is the written bit but it didn't fit in with the punnification.